Best Funny and Heartfelt Quotes for Mother’s Day Cards

This list of the best funny and heartfelt quotes for Mother’s Day is a perfect way to share some humor with your own mom or any other mom you want to wish a very happy Mother’s Day to! 

They say that being a mom is one of the toughest jobs there is. Although I don’t disagree with the fact that motherhood is a challenging adventure, I don’t buy into the social media trends of throwing our kids under the bus and talking about the only way to survive it is with a wine bottle in hand. What should be talked about more is the amazing and fun gift that motherhood is!  With that being said, I do believe that there is a lot of humor in motherhood! The things that we do in the midst of exhaustion and the things our kiddos say are just a few things we can laugh about!

Laughter is good for you

Even Gods Word teaches that laughter is good and healthy for the body!

Proverbs 17:22 – A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

Ecclesiastes 3:4 – A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

Check out my post 27 Comforting Bible Verses on Stress and Anxiety

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This post is a compilation of funny and heartfelt things you can say while wishing a wonderful Mother’s Day to your friends. If you just want a good laugh you can read through this list for your own enjoyment! I tried to give credit to the people who came up with these hilarious quotes, but some of them are unknown. 

​Mother’s Day is a special day that we set aside to acknowledge all the special moms in our lives! Whether it be our birth mom, an adopted mom, mother in law, a brand new mom, bonus moms or a dear friend send them a text message or card expressing to them your thankfulness and admiration.

If you didn’t have a great mom as a role model, that doesn‘t have to determine the type of mom that you become. Find someone in your life that you look up to and can be that mother figure in your life and find some amazing mom friends that you can laugh with and encourage each other.  

Funny Mother’s day quotes 

1. I’m so lucky to have you as my mother… I’m sure no one else would have put up with me this long. Happy Mother’s Day!
2. Mom, I got all my best qualities from you. Aren’t we lucky that you had enough for both of us?
3. “I love how we have a silent understanding that I’m the favorite. Happy Mother’s Day!”
4. Mother: A person with a superhuman sense of hearing, built-in lie detection, and eyes on the back of her head. Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!
5. “Mom, I owe you so much! And I love how it’s mutually understood that you don’t want me to pay you back, right? Happy Mother’s Day!”
6. Congrats on another year of being an incredible mom. I wish I had half your patience and energy.
7.  “No matter what life throws at you, at least you can be grateful you don’t have ugly children! Love, The Pretty/Favorite One”
8. Mom, I know it’s hard for you on Mother’s Day… to hide the fact that I’m your *favorite* child. Happy Mother’s Day!
9. Don’t you think it’s funny that you’re still my mother? You deserve to have been promoted by now!
10. The older I get, the more often I open my mouth and hear you talking. Funny how that works… Happy Mother’s Day!
11. “Dear mother, thanks for not accidentally killing me like you did all those plants. Love you lots! Happy Mother’s Day!”
12. “Now that I have my own offspring, I feel like I owe you a coffee, or a car, or a private island. But since I’m also broke because of my offspring, you’re getting this Happy Mother’s Day card!”
13. Happy Mother’s Day to someone who’s doing an amazing job raising her kid. I don’t know how you do it. I can’t even keep a houseplant alive for more than a week or two.
14. “If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Happy Mother’s Day from your second (and favorite) child.”
15. Thanks for giving me the best things in life: Your love, your care, and your cooking. Happy Mother’s Day!
16. “This year we decided not to make you breakfast in bed and keep your kitchen nice and clean… Happy Mother’s Day!”
17. Other than the fact that you let sketchy people like me hang around your kids, you’re doing an awesome job as a mom. Happy Mother’s Day!

Heartfelt and Encouraging Happy Mother’s Day greetings:

Sometimes the best gift is a heartfelt card telling your friend what a great job she is doing. 

Here are some heartfelt and encouraging things you can say. 

1. I always knew you would make a wonderful mother. Sweet people like you always do. Happy Mother’s Day!
2. The way you love and care for your kids is a beautiful thing to behold. Hope you get all the hugs, kisses, and candy you can handle this Mother’s Day!
3. “Of all the gifts that life has to offer, a loving mother is the greatest of them all. Have the best Mother’s Day”
4. “A mothers arms are more comforting than anyone else’s” -Princess Diana
5. Just had to wish a Happy Mother’s Day to one of the best mom I know. Somehow, you make one of the hardest jobs in the world look easy.
6. You’re an awesome mom. You’re an awesome friend. Heck, you’re just plain awesome. Hope you have an awesome Mother’s Day, too!
7. I’m so glad you decided to make a mini-you, because honestly, the world needs more people like you in it. Happy Mother’s Day to a very special person.
8. I’m so proud of my mom friends. You all are amazing at what you do, and deserve to have an amazing Mother’s Day!

Sometimes we all just need to lighten up and  laugh about our situation, after all, laughter is the best medicine! Sometimes learning to laugh at the chaos helps me handle things better and not be too hard on myself. I had a great time putting this list of funny quotes together as I could relate to most if not all of them lol!!

Funny mom quotes and messages

1. May your coffee be stronger than your toddler.
2. “Somewhere along the way, I became a person who answers, “yes” to the question, can I just put my dirty tissue in your pocket?”
3. “Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put laundry in the oven.” – Unknown
4. Licked a dark smear off my finger and then thought, “Phew, it’s chocolate!”
5. “My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night.” -The Funny Beaver
6. I’d love to be a Pinterest mom. But it turns out I’m more of an Amazon Prime mom.
7. The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
8. Some days I have it totally together and others I find toast I made 3 days ago still sitting in the toaster oven.
9. Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.
10. How to Make Iced Coffee: Have kids, make coffee, forget you made coffee. Voila! Iced coffee.
11. Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just suspitious-Purelvow
12. Becoming a mother makes you realize that you can do almost anything one-handed,
13. “No one is more full of [crap] than a parent that just said ‘maybe’.” -Just Surviving Motherhood
14. “When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what i’m really saying is ‘please forget’.” -cheezburger
15. “Based on the amount of laundry, I’m going to assume that there are people living here I’ve never seen.” -The Funny Beaver
16. You know you’ve grown a lot as a parent when you watch your kid lick something in public and think, “Eh. He’s licked worse.”
17. We don’t eat things we find in the couch,”.. is, apparently, something I say now -ramblinma
18. How to stay on top of the laundry when you have 2 or more kids: 1. You can’t 2. Find a new dream
19. I just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream -Conan O’Brien
20. It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish…- Carrie Underwood
21. “Becoming a mom to me means you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse.” –Nia Vardalos
22. My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it – Buddy Hackett

I hope you have enjoyed this list of the best funny and heartfelt quotes for Mother’s Day cards as much as I did! 

Whether you feel like  wonder woman or like your hardly keeping it together just remember that’s God made us all with different talents and abilities and if we follow him he will give us just what we need to be the best mom for our babies!🤍

Do your best and learn to laugh, have a sense of humor and enjoy life as we go through this wonderful

 

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